Alright ladies, for those of you who have been wondering and waiting…..I present to you the steps you must take in order to NEVER acquire that dream body you have been so desperately yearning for. Do not ignore a step. I repeat: no step shall go unnoticed! Think of these as the “Ten Commandments for How to Fail at Living a Healthy Lifestyle.” ALL OF THESE are important keys to ensure you NEVER look good in a bikini. Enjoy. 🙂
1) Eat a cheat meal……….at every meal.
2) Get super motivated to get in shape. Tell all your friends and family that you’re FINALLY gonna do it; there’s no stopping you now. Proceed to go home and devour a donut.
3) Do one round of resistance training and tell yourself you suck. Then quit.
4) Scroll through Instagram and gawk at other girls’ perfect bodies. Tell yourself, “Self, you don’t have a chance.”…
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